The day has come for salvation. During dinner we have made a startling discovery… I am pregnant with the newest son of God named Rénego. It all occurred after I had sudden urges and desires to eat pickles, olives, and ice creame. This vision was furthered by the fork that I ate with that was dimented by a psychic and therefore foresaw the birth that has begun.

As a result of this birth in nine months, I will become ‘The Virgin Osky’ as I am a complete virgin, like Mary. The baby will be born in Burkina Faso, and will develop in Africa, to be the salvation of all people there and in the world dying of HIV/AIDS, a deadly epidemic that will stop, thanks to salvation and faith.

Diciples and apostles have begun to emerge and will live at the same time as Rénego thanks to an aging disease that will increase the birth rate and development of the baby.

This very complicated begining to a new religion and salvation begins as of dinner tonight, and hopefully all will go well. I have decided to continue eating healthily, as I’m feeding for two, and the baby will be born of miraculus causes (for obvious reasons since I’m clearly male and have no female organs).
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