eurovision song contest 2006

Eurovision Song Contest 2006: Final Analysis

And now for my hardcore analysis of all the Final songs! Hope you enjoy, and comments are welcome!!

Swizerland – six4one
FN.01.Switzerland - six4one

Six soloists all from around Europe all to sing for one cause, to be for Switzerland. Not only is their song interesting and sweet ballad, but boy can they sing? Their singing sounds exactly like the recording and all of their voices blend into each other to make the most beautiful harmony. A simple song, with no acrobatic dancing and just singing is nice, but it’s a shame that they didn’t do well! Even if I could have voted, I wouldn’t have, because there were better songs; even still I liked this one.. Good message, good performance, good start to the evening!

Moldova – Arsenium feat. Natalia Gordienko and Connect-R
FN.02.Moldova - Arsenium feat. Natalia Gordienko & Connect-R

Who likes short-shorts? Europe likes short-shorts! Alongside short shorts, what’s the deal with rap entries that are sort of weird? I like it, in some weird way but I don’t know why exactly. It’s annoying in, an annoying sort of way, but the final act was very well polished and clever. She had more costume changes than Linda Bengtzing in Melodifestivalen hehe.

Israel – Eddie Butler
FN.03.Israel - Eddia Butler

Uhm wow? That’s all I can really say about this, and sadly to say this was another act where the backup singers upstaged the lead singer. God that woman has a high voice, and it nearly heart my ears (and the glass windows around) to hear her try to get that high and “harmonize” the lead singer, which still sounded alright in my opinion. Nothing new, nothing interesting, didn’t expect it to do well, and of course it didn’t.

Lavia – Vocal Group Cosmos
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.04.Latvia - Vocal Group Cosmos

What a clever idea, to sing a cappella. For the first time in Eurovision History no background music was used, and as weird as the intro was, I really like thing song because it really does show the talent of the group out. All on each vocal part, they are their own choir and they are the percussion, and the voices. However, having said that, how will the public react? It didn’t do too well because there was more hype about other acts, but the 7th member (Robot) was a cute addition and the balloon at the end was a nice sentimental idea. As a side comment, I liked the Latvian spokesperson as he was really funny!

Norway – Christine Guldbrandson
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.05.Norway - Christine Guldbrandsen

What a clever idea to have an actual Scandinavian entry for once in awhile! She has a beautiful voice, and the background and dress of her and her fellow stage-women was wonderful and it was a pleasure to hear and see her. However, despite being a favourite of mine, I don’t think it will do well and really only get votes (low numbers) from Scandinavian countries. And as I thought, it came out that way! Sad, but oh well. As a side note, the spokeswoman also was the same as last year with her cute accent and saying cute things like “colourful, lively show.” Go team her!

Spain – Las Ketchup
FN.06.Spain - Las Ketchup

My God this was an annoying song! Not only is it annoying but the performance was boring and I didn’t see anything special about it. The girls can sing (seeing that they are pro) but other non-pro acts put on a better show. Despite it’s annoying-factor, I can’t get “Un Bloddy Mary Por Favor” out of my head. Damn Spanish song! I was impressed to see their Spokesperson speak in French though! Go team French!

Malta – Fabrizio Faniello
FN.07.Malta - Fabrizio Faniello

I have lost so much respect for Malta after this song was put onto TV. I like the song, but my god the performance was horrible. It would have been only worse if he just stood there with no dancers. He could at least have learned the dance (or tried), but despite that the song was catchy (cheesy) but me and my weird tastes: I liked it. I don’t think it deserved last place though, there were much worse songs! And what was he thinking when picking his clothings? Ack!

Germany – Texax Lightening
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.08.Germany - Texas Lightning

Yeee-haw Aussie-Jane! Go team different with the German song which was done completely live with a band. She can sing, they can play, and it was so different from everything else that it stood out for me! Thank god it was better than Gracia last year, who just was.. I am not even going there! Cactuses were a great touch, aslo! 🙂

Denmark – Sidsel Ben Semmane
FN.09.Denmark - Sidsel Ben Semmane

Can we say catchy? Yes for the twist tune which is fun for everyone and has a “mckt mckt happy-feeling” for me. However, golly she is really not that tall and is towered over by her dancers which was really funny for me. She can sing, I guess, but it sounds as if her voice is strained and is rough around the edges. Would have been better in other conditions maybe, but it was alright! And on a personal note: *waves to Mads* 😀 You’re amazing!

Russia – Dima Bilan
FN.10.Russia - Dima Bilan

Usch! Can I hate this song anymore than I already do? My God this song is more annoying than a hangnail for me; I HATE IT. I don’t know how else to say it. The more I hear it the more I want to become deaf. Yes he can sing, yes he is somewhat attractive (not really), and yes he has good stage presence, but my god it’s almost as desperate to me than like… Carola! And what’s with that mullet, I’m no fashion police but honestly it looks horrible on him. Sure it’s great to embrace his sexuality and do nude photos for Slovenian / Russian magazines, but that’s horrible publicity in my eyes, and he’s really less attractive in all ways for me because of it. And if I hear one more example of the Russians complaining about a loss (like they did in 2003 with tATu) I am going to blacklist Russia forever. Also as a side note, got their spokesperson is annoying for me, and the fact that all the former Soviet Republics give them high marks, regardless on the merit of the song; BLAH!

F.Y.R. Macedonia – Elena Risteska
FN.11.F.Y.R. Macedonia - Elena Risteska

Again this song is alright, but annoying for me. I really don’t know much to say, since I ranted about it in the Semi-Final analysis post. She does alright on stage, but she stole my “Pulse-Pulse-Dip” move (all those at my university will understand me). Damn her for that! And I wanna know what Martin Vucić said before announcing that Bosnia- Herzegovina got 12 points!

Romania – Mihai Traistariu
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.12.Romania - Mihai Tr?istariu

This song is one of my favourites! The singer oozes sex appeal, and sings great. However, his voice on the evening was not very good and seemed strained like some other singer due to dry conditions of the arena. His act was entertaining and makes me wanna dance, but whats the deal with his eyebrows? He’s good looking enough to get away with not waxing them to perfection! Too bad that the results didn’t give him the best outlook, but thankfully he finished in the top 10 and Romania (my favourite since 2003) will be in the final again! Heja Romania!

Bosnia & Herzegovina – Hari Mata Hari
FN.13.Bosnia & Herzegovina -  Hari Mata Hari

I love ballads, but I wish I knew what he was saying! It’s ethnic, beautiful and he has a sentimental story to his life after singing for 20 years. Go Bosnia-Herzegovina! But really I think that I just like them since the hype from Feminem last year! hehe

Lithuania – LT United
FN.14.Lithuania - LT United

Although they got booed for qualifying, and booed for every points that they got, I like it, in some weird and annoying way. Oh well, I’m weird, and the act was the same as the Semi-So weird to see how the results come out the same. Got lots of votes from British Isles though, funny that!

United Kingdom – Daz Sampson
FN.15.United Kingdom - Daz Sampson

Can we say, I hate this song more? He bops around like a bunny and sings with a pop-rap song and women dressed as school girls? Hmm, well better than previous years I think (God I hated Javine). I think what killed me for this song is an interview with him on the BBC during the Semi-Final, he was all cocky and full of himself, and I’m glad that the votes booted him towards the bottom of the list! I hate cocky people, especially those who are rude (somewhat like the BBC commentator).

Greece – Anna Vissi
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.16.Greece - Anna Vissi

Nobody could have topped her emotion in the song, despite having a poor voice the night of. She still managed to pull it together and be the diva that she is. Alone on a stage is risky, but she is so popular and wonderful, and modest, and all the good things in life, that it didn’t matter. Everyone loved her, and she got into Top 10 thankfully!

Finland – Lordi
=> Winner!
FN.17.Finland - Lordi

Rock on monsters! Whether or not this was a political statement on Eurovision, I love the song (And still hate hard-rock)! I don’t really know much else to say, expect yay for fireworks and costumes which attract much attention! See you in Helsinki next year! 😀

Ukraine – Tina Karol
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.18.Ukraine -  Tina Karol

Ookraine anyone? I love Tina, and she is so small, cute, and has one hell of a voice that I don’t even care so much for the song (despite it being good). I still would have voted a big yes for this one, and I’m glad that she got Top-10! Tambourines rock my world, no matter what anyone else says! And feet stomping; YES! Woooo!

France – Virginie Pouchin
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.19.France - Virginie Pouchain

Another nobody turned famous if I’m not mistaken. But honestly this song is so beautiful that it will get ignored on the evening. A French friend of mine said that it’s unfortunate that the song is “generated only for the French market” which could be true. It’s so sweet to see her in a white dress, and a cellist with her singing form her soul even though at times it didn’t sound so sweet. Simple sometimes is better than complex.

Croatia – Severina
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.20.Croatia -  Severina

I will never forget the words “Moja Štikla” or “Afrika Paprika” in my life because of her! I love this song, this dance, this everything about it. She has a great voice and look to her (except large lips) and I would have liked to see it Top-10 again so that it makes to the Final! Her stripping off a little didn’t help, but I guess as I read; after her sex-tape scandal, she embraced her sexuality and looked to enjoy herself more!

Ireland – Brian Kennedy
FN.21.Ireland - Brian Kennedy

Old news, again. And I think that the only reason why it got voted in to the Final was that it was the 1’000th song sung at Eurovision! I don’t want to say much more because I will become borderline annoying. But he reminded me of Patrik Isaksson and his pathetic feeling while singing… Oh well!

Sweden – Carola
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.22.Sweden - Carola

I went on my rant about Carola in the previous entries, so I won’t bother here. She sang worse than the Semi-Final, but better than Melodifestivalen! The air in the area had an obvious strain on her voice as she hesitated, but damn can she perform! She is the one that everyone loves to hate, because she wants to win so damn bad! Interesting comment though: someone mentioned to me that she needs to lay off on the botox! How old is she anyways? Like 45? I would never have known!

Turkey – Sibel Tüzün
❗ Personal Favourite
FN.23.Turkey - Sibel Tüzün

You go Turkey! I wanna feel the rhythm every-night! I love this song and I don’t know why, maybe just because it’s in Turkish and it’s simple, but the dancers help a little bit, along with the fact that shes Turkish and has bleach-blonde hair. I guess I haven’t seen anything yet! She sang great, with the chorus in English once, which really made it more spicy for me, and she looked like she was having fun, so yay for Turkey, again!

Armenia – André
FN.24.Armenia - André

Again this was a qualifier, but I don’t know how I feel about it. It cracked the Top-10, but it was exactly like the Semi-Final, maybe that’s what hurt it a bit! Everyone likes to vote for a newcomer too, so welcome Armenia (goes to look on a map to see where it is). 😀

That wraps up ESC for 2006, and therefore my life gets a lot more boring as I have nothing now to do about anything! Highlights for the competition: Iceland, Croatia, Sweden, Finland!!, Romania and that amazing song “Love Shines a Light” sung by Sakís Rouvas that made the skin on my neck go all goosebumpy because of his sexy voice. Also in during the televoting I had to listen twice when I heard Peter de Lueewe (sp?) hitting on Sakís. I think both will regret it later, as it doesn’t help with Sakís ‘unknown’ sexuality!

Over and out, from *usch* Canada

Eurovision Song Contest 2006: Semi-Final Analysis

Okay so I am going to over my own personal thoughts of each the performances in the Semi-Finals just becuase I’ve got nothing better to do, and I have ESC-Fever!

Armenia – André
=> Qualified
SF.01.Armenia - André

Being a new entry into the competition, who knew that Armenia would do so well with it’s début? I certainly didn’t expect anything special, but this catch tune that has a bit of ethnic flavour is really fun and a great start to the competition. My first impression of it was that I was annoyed with, since the lyrics are sort of annoying, but now that I saw it it was absolutely amazing! Way to début Armenia!

Bulgaria – Marianna Popova
SF.02.Bulgaria - Mariana Popova

Bulgaria is a newer member of the competition and in a way it does show through the performance. The singing was very well done, and started quite slowly and pretty with some walking forward from the darkness, but the dancers just appeared to be very awkward and out of place. The song was beautiful but just a bit too intense for my liking.

Slovenia – Anžej Dežan
❗ Personal Favourite
SF.03.Slovenia - Anžej Dežan

Slovenia has been up and down with it’s songs in my opinion, but this year I was really impressed with the song which is a really upbeat disco tune that’s catch and easy to bop your head to. It doesn’t hurt that singer is good looking, and has beautiful girls hanging off him while he sings. The lyrics are a bit awkward, but it works for me since the man has a beautiful voice and was able to perform it very well without any problems. The only thing about the performance would be the backup- singers which were a little bit off at times.

Andorra – Jenny
SF.04.Andorra - Jenny

I don’t know how serious I can take Andorra every year for the soul reason that the songs are very odd and I dont know what to think about them. Sung in Catálan doesn’t help her cause, but it was just ‘gamla nyheter’ as they said on the Inför ESC 2006. Nothing special, nothing done special about it and really in my opinion didn’t deserve a second look. On the bright side she sung the song very well and didn’t make any large errors, which was nice to see an added to the fluidity of the show! What was the deal with those dancer’s outfits? Usch!

Belarus – Polina Smolova
SF.05.Belarus - Polina Smolova

A mix between pop and rock is this song, and honestly it’s annoying as hell! Her voice is just so shrill and I don’t like it at all. It reminds me of Russia’s entry last year which just made me cringe! Poor translation from Belarussian and difficult to understand the lyrics and since there was nothing special about the music it’s not that interesting to watch.

Albania – Luiz Ejlli
SF.06.Albania - Luiz Ejlli

A nice song, but sung in Albanian so it doesn’t attract much attention to me to be honest. I loved his outfit as it made him look very professional and attractive. His musicians were an interesting mix of ethnic dress and instrument, which adds a little bit of flavour that I liked a lot! The song itself was a little weird, but it was one of my more liked ones from the beginning just, for no reason at all!

Belgium – Kate Ryan
SF.07.Belgium - Kate Ryan

I think that Kate Ryan is a good singer, just not a very good singer live. I loved her song, but when it was put onto the stage it just looked… desperate. She seems desperate to win and desperate to do well, but with backup singers like her’s which obviously don’t know how to stay in key, there was no chance in hell for her qualifying! I liked her dress, and the cool neon microphone stands as it was really cool to watch in the darkness, but like I said, she doesn’t sound good live and her singers sucked!

Ireland – Brian Kennedy
=> Qualifier
SF.08.Ireland - Brian Kennedy

Ballads are nice, and it seems popular with Ireland in the last five years. But really they need something new, because in 2003/2004 I actually liked their songs but now, it just got annoying. It’s a nice song I guess, but there were times where it just seemed that he was trying too hard and didn’t know what to do. The simplicity of nothing on stage was a bit boring as I didn’t know what to pay attention, which also means that the attention is more on the voice, and well as much as he has a nice voice, I just didn’t think that it would qualify. Very surprising qualifier, maybe Europe was put asleep by him.

Cyprus – Annet Artani
SF.09.Cyprus - Annet Artani

Two ballads back to back, it was so hard to stay interested even though her’s was much better! Golly does she have a great voice, and didn’t make any mistakes, but I think that it just got lost in the craze of some other entries, and therefore didn’t get enough votes. The lyrics are nice, and her voice just rings through wonderfully.

Monaco – Sevérine Ferrer
❗ Peronal Favourite
SF.10.Monaco - Séverine Ferrer

I like songs that are uplifting and fun, but this was one of the mistakes of the semi-final. The whole time she was off key, couldn’t even hear her, and her dancers were doing weird things. The song itself is good in recording, but not good live. A nice dancy-latino dance feeling is different, but I just had a feeling that nobody would vote for poor little Monaco. If she had performed better, I would have voted for her!

F.Y.R. Macedonia – Elena Risteska
=> Qualifier
SF.11.F.Y.R. Macedonia - Elena Risteska

Contempory, sweet, catchy beat; that’s the things that describe this entry. She’s not the prettiest or the best singer, but it worked never -the-less since the song was catchy. However, saying that I wouldn’t have thought that the votes go this way, but maybe the Balkans or Greece focused their votes there, I don’t know, but it was not my favourite song at all.

Poland – Ich Troje
❗ Personal Favourite
SF.12.Poland - Ich Troje feat. Real McCoy

As much as I hate rappy-sort-of-songs I really did like this one since it’s actually a song! Ich Troje has been in this position before being returning competitors, but I don’t know if they really learned from last time. They sounded really good with the woman singers, but them were a bit odd just because they have rhaspy voices I think. I think it was sweet that the main two singers are married and pregnant, but the green hair is well, unique. The chorus (in English only) is really sweet and memorable at least to me. It was on my list of possible qualifiers, but their costumes were a bit off, however I am sad that it didn’t qualify!

Russia – Dima Bilan
=> Qualifier
SF.13.Russia - Dima Bilan

Popular artist, good looking man, popular country also, all a recipe for qualification and possible win. But I don’t feel it at all! I hate him and his boring act, even though the song is half-decent. He has a great voice, but his hair, his face, and his outfit was just not cool at all. Sure he got publicity before-hand for posing near nude in a Slovenian newspaper, but that shouldn’t matter! And the piano dude thing and ballerinas? Hmmm, what was he thinking? Oh well, sad to say that he will probably win also which makes really sad, because I don’t want to go to Moscow next year!

Turkey – Sibel Tüzün
=> Qualifier
SF.14.Turkey - Sibel Tüzün

I didn’t think much of this song until the performance and damn, did it impress me. She can sing, she can dance, and her hair is just really random on her, which I like. Her voice is perfect for the song, and the catchy lyrics and tune are exactly what I think people should like. There was a change to the song towards the end with a key change, which increased its enjoyment level a lot! When I saw that she qualified, I think she was more surprised than I was, which I didn’t think at all. Although on my notebook it was one that I thought would qualify after seeing the performance!

Ukraine – Tina Karol
=> Qualifier
❗ Personal Favourite
SF.15.Ukraine - Tina Karol

Wow! That’s all I could say after watching it! She sings amazing and didn’t make any mistakes, and the song is just fabulous! It’s catchy with a bit of eastern-flavour that’s different enough from everyone else that puts it apart. Her dress was a bit awkward looking, but the dancers were really good and I was quite happy after listening and watching it! Good luck, but I don’t think it will win, as there are bigger fish in the tank this year!

Finland – Lordi
=> Qualifier
❗ Personal Favourite
SF.16.Finland - Lordi

Go Lordi Go! It’s so different and so amazing that even though I hate rock with a burning passion of a thousand flaming suns, I LOVED it! Even though its rock, it has melody and the fact that they are dressed up in monster suits brings them a lot of attention! I really do wish them the best, and it would make me really happy if they won, because then I could go to Finland and do some visiting! His wings are amazingly cool, if there were any more fireworks then I think that the world would set on fire! They obviously want to win, BAD, and they have a very real chance. If the older-teenage generation watches, and not just the teeny-boppers, then they will sweet Europe. A friend of mine from Finland told me that when they qualified the commentators when silent and didn’t know what to say! I can’t imagine what they do if they win, and I want it, bad for them!

Netherlands – Treble
SF.17.Netherlands - Treble

Usch! This song is so annoying for me. It’s fun and the three singers/musicians are good with drums and good signers, but omg it was annoying since the lyrics are so repetitive and annoying. It’s almost more annoying than people that don’t know how to sing. The Netherlands have gone downhill last few years for me, as I don’t like their songs, but maybe they will shape up and win for once! As a side note, I like their costumes!

Lithuania – LT United
=> Qualifier
SF.18.Lithuania - LT United

At first I thought this was a joke entry in the competition, but apparently they do want to win. I don’t think they have a chance in the final, but it was certainly an entertaining act since it was simple and the song is just hilarious! This will be about as much as we hear from the Lithuanians this year I think, but still; wow for Europe for qualifying them! Sadly I say that a song like this could have been replaced by a better one.

Portugal – Nonstop
SF.19.Portugal - Nonstop

“Den är schlagger-schlagger-schlagger” as Pekka Heino said last year for Bosnia-Herzegovina. Four girls dressed in odd costumes singing a song for the greatest good of all people; a happy song! It makes me smile, but after the opening verse I knew it was over once one of them tried to continue with the chorus, but that’s not how the song goes! It was an error, and since it stood out there was no chance. I don’t think they had a chance anyways, but it was a still a nice happy song to get my jumping while watching! Come on and make something better next year Portugal, otherwise I will never want to go to Lisbon!

Sweden – Carola
=> Qualifier
SF.20.Sweden - Carola

Carola, Carola, Carola… What can I say about Carola other than I don’t like her very much? I thought this song would flop-flop-flop since she is way better than the song, but I was interested to see how it would turn. If there was anyone else that wanted to win more than Kate Ryan, it’s Carola who is just desperate, but oh my god. Right from the opening note, this song had me in tears, no jokes! I hate Carola, but seeing her in the longe 10m blue dress and then stripping it of was amazingly smart since the wind blowers were not as strong. I think which made this song 400% better was the fact that the beat was pumped up and driving the song. Her voice was amazingly clear and better than in Melodifestivalen by about 100x, and it just all worked! She has a realistic chance to be in the top 10 this year, and she wants it bad and I think she will deliver! However controversial she is, she’s our only hope, so lets hope she at least does well! And again, this song rocked mine and Robb’s world, but I think we can blame it on the high-bass- beats (Which should be changed from the original version to be more like it!!)

Estonia – Sandra Oxenryd
❗ Personal Favourite
SF.21.Estonia - Sandra Oxenryd

She’s hot, she’s blonde, she’s Swedish, and she’s a good singer, but what happened? Maybe Europe forgot that Estonia was a country (sadly) because she didn’t qualify which made me sad! I love this song with a burning passion. It’s been my happy song for the last month, and I really wanted to see it again in the final. Although the act was really simple and much like the video, it was sung well, and I just *sighs* don’t know! It was one of my picks for contender, but I guess I have a horrible taste in music and don’t know how Central-Europeans think; which means that I’m more connected to Northern-Europe than previously thought! The bridge and final refrain in key change made my body cringe with joy because it’s just amazingly refrained and the music leads up to a climax and then decreases just like literature.. *sigh* Oh well, no Tallin next year!

Bosnia & Herzegovina – Hari Mata Hari
=> Qualifier
❗ Personal Favourite
SF.22.Bosnia & Herzegovina - Hari Mata Hari

Now this ballad was just right for me, wasn’t too sad, wasn’t too happy and therefore I think that it would do well! The singer is good looking, and good singer, and the tune is wonderful. How many songs other than this one do we get to hear a harp-solo? That just amazes me that he uses such wonderful instrumentation and actually delivered on show-day! Good luck to him, but honestly I don’t feel much like going to Sarajevo next year as it’s too far down into the Balkans!

Iceland – Silvia Night
❗ Personal Favourite
SF.23.Iceland - Silvia Night

When they announced her, I was excited, but then I heard a faint noise and I thought it was distorted web-cast, but the song went on. She’s pretty, she knows it, she’s controversial and in your face, and she loves it. Maybe it’s what make people don’t like her, but I think it was good. The set was weird with a stilleto-slide, candy-canes, but it was entertaining to watch and she even sang well! She sounds just like the recording, with few lyric changes to accommodate the lack of profanity. Nobody likes her, I hate her attitude, but she lives in Iceland for goodness sakes, she must have a larger-than-life personality just to survive and get out! Oh well, a trip to Reykjavik would have been nice to see other than airport like the past, but sadly it won’t happen for a least a few more year (or even never sadly). Maybe Icelanders are just too different than the rest of Europe? That’s what makes me sad because I like Iceland and Robb just said: “Iceland sucks, all of it!” And therefore I argued him for a few minutes!

And this concludes my in-depth analysis of all the semi-finalists! Hope that you enjoyed, and of course my humble opinion means nothing in the world, and your comments would be greatly appreciated!!

*hops around in excitement for tomorrow*