York Region Police Helicopter

The above photo is a taken a few moments before a circling York Region Police Deptartment Helicopter (chopper) was circling around Yongue St. & Green Lane on Sunday night. They were searching for someone. How does this connect to me? I was walking out of the cinema, from watching District 9, and cut across the parking lot and was infront of the Price Chopper. Suddenly the light focuses on me, follows me, and before I know it I have 20 police cruisers surrounding me. I approach one of them asking what’s wrong.

They ask me who I am, where I’m coming from, where I’m going. Answers my name, the cinema, home at Yongue & Mulock, respectively. They tell me that they are looking for someone, and ask if I’m alone. I reply I’m as alone as a person walking by ones self can be, and I’m alone for the weekend. They proceed to tell me that I’m not who they are looking for, and tell me to hurry home. I tell them it’s 4km walk home, and it’s going to take me at least 1.5 hours to get there (this is at 10pm btw). They say okay, and all about to drive off, and as they are leaving I ask them if I should be worried. They reply “uh, no.” I reply, “Well it’s a bit disconcerning being surrounded by 20 cruisers, having the chopper’s light on me, and telling me that everything is “ok” because obviously it isn’t.” The officer grunted at me, and I continued on my way.

The walk home involved paranoia, and some running as I was scared to get raped.

Why do the things that only happen in movies, happen to me on a daily basis? Crazy.

So the photo? In the top right you can see the chopper, and on the left you can see the light, about to shine on me. Great isn’t it? Le sigh.

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I went to the cinema, yet again after a little trip to Upper Canada Mall. I bought too much unescessary stuff, as opposed to the things that I actually needed. Tragic as always, but at least my skin will be nice!

I saw The Ugly Truth in the cinema, after slaving my ass all the way up to Green Lane, and feeling like I’m stalking Waterboy. I really do think that he thinks that I’m stalking him, which is partially true, but I’m not doing it in ernest. I think Michael and Danielle are full of shit, and I’m wasting my time living vicariously through other people. Anyways…

The film was hillarious, and I found the little innuendos constantly entertaining. I love Katherine Heigl, and I drool at Gerard Butler. It’s just a really hawt film, which kept me laughing the entire way through. I feel that I’m a bit like her character; high strung, neurotic, and totally holding out for something that doesn’t exist. On the other hand, I’m also the bitter man who’s got no faith in anything at all.

The truth really is ugly, don’t you think!?